I’ll tell you about my day.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell you about what I had for lunch; I am aware that the details of the perfectly cooked fried eggs don’t interest you.
I’ll leave out the parts of my day where my cab broke down and my hair looked like a beehive because of the humidity.
When we meet for coffee, I know you’d rather not hear about the stomach cramps that my friend had or the fact that my cousin is now studying Judo. I won’t ruin your cheesecake by giving you an in-depth description of my idea of a perfect dinner.
At no point in the day, will I tell you about the sale on old bean bags or the book store that now serves piping hot tea and butter biscuits.
Most importantly, I won’t ask you what you had for the various meals of the day and whether you enjoyed work. It’s work, I know you don’t have feelings attached to everything.
Now that I have realized that my stories are probably nothing without the pointless details I like to give, I’ll show myself to the corner because I have no tales to tell.
I’ll however definitely come back to you when I save a tiger or become the president because I think we’ll all agree that, this won’t be insignificant.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell you about what I had for lunch; I am aware that the details of the perfectly cooked fried eggs don’t interest you.
I’ll leave out the parts of my day where my cab broke down and my hair looked like a beehive because of the humidity.
When we meet for coffee, I know you’d rather not hear about the stomach cramps that my friend had or the fact that my cousin is now studying Judo. I won’t ruin your cheesecake by giving you an in-depth description of my idea of a perfect dinner.
At no point in the day, will I tell you about the sale on old bean bags or the book store that now serves piping hot tea and butter biscuits.
Most importantly, I won’t ask you what you had for the various meals of the day and whether you enjoyed work. It’s work, I know you don’t have feelings attached to everything.
Now that I have realized that my stories are probably nothing without the pointless details I like to give, I’ll show myself to the corner because I have no tales to tell.
I’ll however definitely come back to you when I save a tiger or become the president because I think we’ll all agree that, this won’t be insignificant.
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