Friday, 1 June 2012

Balmy.

Here’s what you must do on a typical summer day. You must wear a crisp white kurta, so you’re summery but in a stately fashion. You must then tie you hair up in a big bun, so that the curls look nice without reminding one of a bee hive.

I recently found a pair of sunglasses that make my life all sepia and old school. You can wear sunglasses so that no one can really see your eyes. Works best after a late night consisting of alcohol and/or tears. If you haven’t been leading a life as dramatic, you can eliminate the shades.
It’s amazing what kohl can do to your eyes.

One minute you look sleepy and unwell and the next, your eyes are lined with a 6B pencil making them look dreamy and full of carbon charm.

In the end, carry a big picnic basket and eat some egg and cheese sandwiches while watching the world go by. A pitcher of iced lemonade and a blue-and-white umbrella and you could be living THE life.

None of this works if you have a job, but well you know, I can live vicariously through those of you who are blessed with summer holidays.

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